Hello there, my name is Kênya, but you can call me Kenny or Keke. Well, sometimes my old sister call me a bitch, so feel free to call me whatever it's more comfortable for you..

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• parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
• family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
• friends: omg you are soooo pretty
• boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before

• police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
• me: not with that attitude

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Top 20 Insults (Misfits Edition)

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1. Monkeyslut.
2. Grannyfucker.
3. Pervert.
4. Ugly rat-faced fuck.
5. Pantysniffer.
6. Melonfucker.
7. Gay rapist warewolf.
8. Nipple-sucking, breast-feeding mama’s boy. 
9. Twat.
10. Paedophile. 
11. Slutfuck.
12. Chav.
13. Prick.
14. Dildo.
15. Weird kid.
16. Wanker.
17. Slag.
18. Virgin.
19. Cunt.
20. Proper slut.

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Just reblog to show it to a friend of mine.

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• Thoughts in the shower: What is the meaning of life
• Thoughts late at night when lying in bed: What is the meaning of life
• Thoughts in school: I'm hungry, when's lunch

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